Thursday, September 4, 2008

Some Things are Learned the Hard Way

As a Texan in Alaska, one of the things you cannot mention is how big Texas is. How long it takes to cross Texas in a car. How everything is bigger in Texas.

You will be chewed up and spit out.

And nobody will ever let you forget that you said anything in the first place.

I learned this the hard way.

1 comment:

Rebecca said...

Aw MAN! I didn't think to warn you about that! How mortifying.