As a Texan in Alaska, one of the things you cannot mention is how big Texas is. How long it takes to cross Texas in a car. How everything is bigger in Texas.
You will be chewed up and spit out.
And nobody will ever let you forget that you said anything in the first place.
I learned this the hard way.
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Aw MAN! I didn't think to warn you about that! How mortifying.
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