Oh, the Good Times

Hullo.

I mentioned in my previous post that I'd be gone for the weekend. Well, I'm back, and I had an amazing, phenomenal, wonderful, terrific time. It was a perfect weekend, pretty much. Not even a low point in my mood. Not once. (That's sayin' something.)

Let's start this post out with some funny quotes from the youth retreat. We all like to laugh, right? (Nod.)

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I asked Amanda which guy was her dad, and she said, "The guy with the hat? And the beard?"
And Kim, a counselor, jumps up off her matress and says, "Santa Clause!"

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"Hello!" -Brenden (You had to be there.)

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"But didn't Rene'e go off to college?" -Logan
"I thought she was at school, yeah.." -Jeff
"She is.. She already left you guys.." -Allie
"Um." -Brenden
"We were joking." -Randi (insert "duuuuuh" look from everyone)

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I yelled to my Capture the Flag team that we needed someone not active in our group to go capture the opposing team's flag. I told them that it wouldn't work for me to go because I was team leader and they knew what team I was on. Little Halle raises her hand, jumps up and down, and yells, "I'm not active! I'm chubby!"

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"Hey girl, heyyy!" -Halle (Another one of those 'ya had to be there' quotes.)

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"What are you doing!!!" -Eric
"Looking for my Bible, okay?!" -Allie
"Well, do it in the morning." -Eric
"I won't be conscious in the morning." -Allie
"You won't be conscious anyway if you stay down here another five minutes." -Eric

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"John 3:16-" "WHAT?!" -Brenden

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"Sorry we didn't get ice cream, guys." -Kim
"Sorry doesn't cut it." -Brenden

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"I don't like things that crawl." -Amanda B
"You don't like BABIES?!" -Randi

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"Bees, I can handle. Beetles, I can handle. Pretty much anything I can handle, but there was a spider in the canoe and I nearly flipped us." -Lindsey

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"Let's row to the neighbors cuz it ticks him off." -Brenden

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"I ain't violent, and if you say I am again I'll take you down." -Allie

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"Ending a fiddle contest tune on a chord is kinda like ending an article with a closer." -Allie
"Ohhhh so... like, ending a movie with the credits?" -Jeff
(*closes eyes with pain*)

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Now, I'm going to go download pictures so I can post them tomorrow.

Good night.
~Allie